I am so pathetic

Green-eyed boy can play the guitar (!). He also dances (quite beautifully).

He sat in my chair and deemed it his pimp chair. I am very okay with this.

After I made John Williams cry, he invited me to punch him. I couldn't do it.

Katy and Caitlin have decided to set me up with someone hot. Maybe this is a good thing. It is certainly better than mooning after green-eyed boy, who can't wait to graduate so he can be with his girlfriend.

I can fight, but she will always win.