Apparently, heaven is in California.

(An email I received this morning.)


Hi,
This is a personal message from God Allah to you.  It may be the only message you ever receive from Me so please respond.
I, God Allah, am here in the USA looking for a church or mosque, etc. to receive Me. If you know of a church or mosque, business, community, etc. available to receive and welcome God Allah for the purposes previously explained by the religious organizations, please email Me at god @llah.MOBI (no spaces).
For more information please contact Allah's VM/SMS +1-707-925-2488
Emergency Message,
God Allah
P.O. Box 701
San Mateo, CA 94401
USA

(Boy, do I feel special! Thanks, God Allah!)