productivity begets...productivity

Anna: I am going to be productive tonight and finish my internship application. I should download the rough draft from my email.

Knox email: NO. I AM DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE. SCREW YOU.

Anna: Well, I could reply to my Google+ invites...

Knox email: I EXIST AS AN OBSTACLE TO YOUR PLEASURE AND WELL-BEING.

Anna: Let's see how melodramatic my blog posts were last summer.

Internet: HAHA NO I WILL CRASH.

Anna: ...I will write French essays?

Notebook: C'est la vie.