13 January 2011

Knox professors rock.

Max: You can't be apologist for the Soviet Union. Say you were in a cave with a bear...
Sue: Or a diet soda.
Max: Uh...sure. Or a tiger, I guess.
Sue: ...wait, what? OH, I thought you said beer!
(Sue loses control of self and class.)
Max: Anyway, if you were in a cave with a...tiger..., a revisionist would say that the tiger is just hungry and needs to eat. The revisionist would also be dead.

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Andy: People make decisions that are bad for them all the time. How many of you smoke? How many of you drink excessively? ...you don't have to answer that.

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Also, the TKS staff is comprised of some of the most awesome people ever.

Katy, waddling across campus at midnight: Penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin noise!

Ben: *Tinkerbell impression*

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