cordially

Dear certain girls going through recruitment,

To clarify: you are not "involved" in something if you sporadically attend meetings and don't make any contributions. You are also not involved in something if the last meeting you attended was three months ago. Involvement is a commitment; if you are not committed, YOU CANNOT CLAIM INVOLVEMENT.

Dear selection committee,

When I tell you that someone claiming to be involved in an activity has attended maybe two out of eleven meetings, do not shut me down. I'm sorry you like her, but she's a liar.

Dear -- (damn you, moral compass Krista),

Thank you for informing me that I should be careful while looking up philanthropy videos on your computer. As I have never used a computer resting on a flat surface before, I am clearly incapable of typing on it without breaking it.

Bitch.