a little passive-aggressiveness for your New Year's Eve

Dear Megan (and many other teenage/pre-teen girls),

"COOL" IS NOT SPELLED "KEWL". YOU ARE NOT "COOL" BECAUSE YOU CHANGED THE SPELLING!

(And if you are really oblivious, well...)

While we're at it, "what" is not spelled "wat", "tomorrow" is not spelled "2morrow", and "it's", when replacing "it is", HAS AN APOSTROPHE.

Seriously, how old are you?

Sincerely,

If you want to be a teacher, you should probably learn English first.