I'm sorry, Cecilia, but you "design" tube top dresses with full skirts in garish shades of pink. Not only are these the easiest-to-make garments ever invented, but your fabric/color choices clearly indicate that you are either colorblind or have the fashion sense of Hannah Montana. (Who, for the record, is not a prodigy. And neither are you. You are ten and you can sew a straight seam. Congratulations. Your parents must be very proud of the high style of the piece of wrapping paper you taped to your head.)
Real fashion designers speak in real voices. They can also make pants.
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I'm going to buy one of those dresses and wear it to formal. One of the ones with the giant rose right in the middle of the chest.
She's a gimmick, just like Miley Cyrus. Speaking of which, I'm planning an epic blog post about my hatred of her. Stay tuned.
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