01 October 2010

in lieu of creativity

I'm copying from Katie, but it's okay because I cited my source. Thanks, Honor Code.

A - Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

B - Bed size: Extra long twin, I think? It's nicer than my bed at home because I move around a lot in my sleep, and I never wake up in this bed with half of my body hanging off the end.

C - Chore you hate: Dusting. You take everything off of a service, spray it, wipe it, and put everything back on. It should be called "Tedious Movement of Objects in Order to Accomplish a Task That Takes 30 Seconds."

D - Don’t eat: Condiments. No mustard. No mayo. And no fucking ketchup. (I HAVE FOUND MY SOULMATE. KATIE JOHNSTON, WHY DO YOU ONLY LOVE KRISTA.)

E - Essential start your day item: Toothbrush. I do not feel like a real person in the mornings until I brush my teeth.

F - Favourite board game: Hmm...I enjoy Trivial Pursuit. And Apples to Apples. And Sorry.

G - Gold or Silver: Silver.

H - Height: 5'6"ish, or something like that. Normal person height.

I - Instruments you play: Piano, violin, my vocal chords, your nerves.

J - Job title: Underpaid and Overworked Editor. Student. Batman.

K - Kid(s): are cute as long as they're not pooping. Or crying. Or loud. Or in large groups.

L - Love or lust: Love.

M - Mom’s name: I spontaneously generated out of slime.

N - Nicknames: Annabanana, Banan, Dictionary, Daughter.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Ex-nay.

P - Pants or pantyhose: Pants. I like things that don't rip when you breathe on them.

Q - Favorite Movie Quote: "May I add a machete to your intellectual thicket?"

R - Right or left handed: Lefty. I'm special.

S - Sibling(s): There is this creature who lives in the back of my parents' house. He comes out occasionally to pee and eat.

T - Time you wake up: Depends on the morning. Usually around 8:00.

U - Underwear: Is good.

V - Vegetable favorite: Spinach. IT'S SO GOOD.

W - Ways you run late: I do not. Ever.

X - X-rays you’ve had: When I had pneumonia.

Y - Yummy food you make: I make a damn good box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Z - Zoo favorite: Polar bears! And/or the aquarium tunnel at the Henry Doorly Zoo.

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