today

1. Migraine. Ouch.

2. Buying beautiful dresses is therapeutic.

3. Project Runway judges, what are you doing? Everything you say makes perfect sense, but then you go and do the exact opposite of what you just said would seem to dictate. CASANOVA CUT UP A STUFFED PUPPY. GET HIM OFF THE SHOW.

4. No, computer-illiterate man, you cannot upload Microsoft Word, a program, to your webform.

5. Computer-illiterate man: "My resume's on every computer."

6. That sound you hear is my brain imploding.

7. I am reading a depressing book (Let the Great World Spin) that keeps getting more and more depressing, but it is a beautiful sadness and it sucks me in, so I keep reading.

8. Knox two weeks from today. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

9. Eight textbooks for the price of one Half-Price Books paperback: priceless.

10. Mail from Paige: icing on the cake.