17 August 2010

Clothing Fads I Cannot Bring Myself to Like

1. flip flops.
2. peep toe shoes.
3. Crocs.
4. Uggs with a miniskirt. Pairing summer clothing with furry boots confuses me.
5. rompers. An escape for people who miss being five years old.
6. sky-high platform heels. Seriously, you look like you just walked off a strip club stage.
7. ripped jeans. Why pay hundreds of dollars for something I can make myself?
8. MAXI DRESSES. MAXI DRESSES. MAXI DRESSES.
9. big sunglasses. Have a little face with your shades.


1 comment:

bewaretheides said...

1. I have this thing where I hate when people where flip flops and jeans. Dressier flip-flop-like sandals, sure, just NO to jeans and flip flops.

2. Oh come on, they can be CUTE.
3. Have you seen heeled Crocs?

4. Favorite Winter Sighting: Uggs and miniskirt in 20 degree weather.

5. I secretly wish I was tan and blonde so I could wear one.

6. You should go to the GBB strip club ... it's by the projects. ... you actually shouldn't do this.

7. Agreed.

8. What are those?
8.1 Googling.
8.2 They make everyone look secretly preggers.

9. There is big, and then there is TOO big.