Musicians I Hate That Everyone Else Likes

1. Taylor Swift. Get over her sappy lyrics and pretty face. She's a dreadful singer.

2. Reba McEntire. There are not fifty vowels in every word, Reba.

3. The Grateful Dead. Way too twangy for me.

4. Jack Johnson. Go ahead, smite me. His music is boring.

5. Not a musician, but nevertheless: that "Swing" song by Savage that makes me feel like someone is stabbing me with an ice pick every time he says "swing".