It's a shame I can't fire people.

Once, I offered Caitlin, a coworker and friend, $50 if she would punch Nancy, also a coworker but most certainly not a friend, in the face. I was dead serious.

Unfortunately, she declined. Had she not, we would all be much happier people nowadays. Well, except Nancy, but someone with an Everest-sized superiority complex and a penchant for making up rules surely does not count.

(P.S. I lost my temper again today. It was ugly.)