I might be sleep deprived.

In Nebraska, you are a legal adult when you turn 19. Consequently, I posted that I am now a legal adult in Nebraska on Facebook.

This has confused non-Nebraskans into thinking that I am only 18.

Fuck you, Nebraska, and your abnormal legal adult law and your electric chair and your unicameral legislature and your Kool-Aid museum and your love affair with road construction and YOU CLOSED ROLY POLY SANDWICHES.

Okay, to be fair, the economy and Nebraska's insistence on building 1 billion+ restaurants in a mile radius are responsible. But still.