Campaigning for Congress, part 2

Man: What the hell is Victory 2010? (This is what comes up on people's caller ID when we call.)
Me: ...is this John?
Man: No.
Me: May I speak with John?
Man: No. *hangs up*

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Woman: What in God's name do you people want?

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Me: Hello, may I speak with Kathleen?
Girl who sounds like a female version of Dug from Up: Yes! I will get Kathleen!
*pause*
Girl: Kathleen will be here right away!

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Answering machine: This is Papa...*switches to female voice*...and Mama!

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Man (answering the phone): It's a beautiful day!

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Me: Hello, is this Thomas?
Man: DO NOT CALL ME AGAIN. EVER.

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Me: Would you be interested in a yard sign?
Woman: I would love a yard sign!
Woman's husband in the background: I don't want a yard sign!
Woman: I want a yard sign! I live here too!

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Answering machine: This is Lorraine...and her kitties! You can leave Lorraine a message if you'd like. Don't leave one for her kitties. They can't call back because they don't have opposable thumbs!