1. The reason Kris is weird, according to Kris, is because his brothers forced him to listen to The Offspring's Smash album when he was younger.
2. The reason we get headaches and patrons are cranky is, according to Gavin, because there are too many electric fields in the library. (I'm not even kidding. He brought in an EMF detector, which he happened to have gotten for Christmas. Yeah.)
3. Never, ever use Listerine and then eat a cookie, no matter how good the cookie looks.
4. Sometimes, I really don't mind my job.
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