I am the most unproductive human being on the face of the planet.

Six hours ago: "I have all of the time to write the final version of my conference presentation, which definitely should have been done a week ago."

Now: "I have done my IR reading for Tuesday, my journalism reading for Tuesday, scheduled a meeting and an interview, written three sentences, and played a lot of Family Feud."

#fourclasstermoneofwhichisAdvancedIRwhothoughtthiswasagoodideaterm