a sampling of quotations from fall break

Asher: Chocolate or vanilla?
David (answering for me): Whichever one's cheaper.

Asher: Should Mel Gibson run for president? Why or why not?

David: I don't remember the question...monkeys in space!

Andrea: I like the goody trail. It's like a surprise, but you know exactly where it leads.

Anna: Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Asher: Deaf, because...*sticks arms out and flails*

David: Deaf for sure...we are the people!

Andrea: Wait, are we talking about Amsterdam?
Anna: No. Hell.

David: I feel like you didn't get my joke, which is upsetting, because my jokes are very simple. I can't make a complex joke. I can't even make a complex sentence.

David: If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
Andrea: Balls.

Asher: Damnit, we're still in Hamburg! What the fuck.

Everyone, all the time: Tschuss, bis morgen!