Me: ...me as a boy?
Paige: ...or it's Duane Oldfield.
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Also, if you have ever felt uncomfortable with the clothing size you have to buy because your hips won't fit into a smaller dress but your chest is way too small for the size that your hips need (let me tell you: hips suck, man), this is for you.
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My boobs and my hips are too wide for my waist and right now my boobs are too wide for everything I own including my bras and it is the worst.
I am just boobs. JUST BOOBS. The rest of my body is an illusion. If I find something that actually fits teh boobays, it hangs over the rest of me like a tent.
We shall combine into one super-woman. Deal? Deal.
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