Things I have done since I got home approximately 5 hours ago:

1. Looked at the GIN calendar. Saw that we have a two-day retreat planned for the fall. Laughed maniacally. Enjoy yourselves, ladies. I will be rendezvousing with German politicians and drinking German beer (because that is apparently all that one drinks in Germany).

2. Watched Megamind. More maniacal laughing.

3. Read the Mortar Board magazine that came in the mail while I was gone, because that is what the cool kids do.