26 May 2011

inescapable

Dear roommate,

I came home tonight after a very bittersweet parting of ways with my beloved voice teacher, who has been accepted for a tenure-track position at a school in Connecticut, to find a cage sitting in the middle of the room.

After poking the cage several times, I have discovered that there is no animal inside. There is, however, an entire bag of rabbit food.

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Care to explain?

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