09 April 2011

things Ben taught a large group of girls last night:

1. Boobs are awesome because they are like responsive Jello cups.

2. The male brain is like a bunch of boxes. Only one box can be open at a time. Hence, men do not understand subtlety or hints.

3. To flirt with a male in such a way as to make it obvious, one should touch his arm a lot and invite him to hang out with you.

4. Skinny girls don't look appealing without clothes on.



All of this information is somehow very comforting.

1 comment:

bewaretheides said...

Ask Sarah Colangelo about the steps key to flirting with boys. You must.


There's a series of steps, all quite easy!