I seem recently to like dialog.

(after Stephanie and Valerie commandeered my floor to make scrapbook pages and are cleaning up the mess they made, thank god)

Stephanie: I like vacuuming.

Valerie: I hate vacuuming. I like doing laundry, though.

Stephanie: Ugh, I hate doing laundry.

Valerie: I also like doing dishes.

Stephanie: Dishes are okay.

Roommate: I don't like cleaning.

Really. I would never have guessed, given that you prefer buying more clothes to doing laundry, have not washed your sheets once this year, and have had a towel on your desk for three days, which you wad into a smaller and smaller ball instead of, you know, AT LEAST PUTTING IT IN THE BATHROOM IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WASH IT.