professors

(while trying to come up with a good analogy for European integration)
Audrey: It's like a couple. You start spending more time together, and you're like, we're always together, so why don't we move in together?

Daniel: ...and why don't we open a joint bank account, and why don't we get married?

Anna (probably louder than necessary): That is NOT romantic.

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Seibert: Your ID picture is awful. No, really, it's awful.

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In other news, I decided it would be a good idea to walk on a sprained ankle for a week.

Result: almost fell over when trying to stand up during a West Wing party. Received applause.