Me, thinking I am cool because I can speak 50ish words of French: Bonjour.
MASG: Blah blah French oui blah boarding pass.
Me, still thinking I am cool because I understood "boarding pass": *proffers boarding pass*
MASG: Blah blah blah French blah WHERE ARE THE ENGLISH WORDS?
Me: Je ne parle Francais.
MASG: ...oh. *something amounting to "get in the full body scanner"*
P.S. There are full body scanners in Canada as well as in the U.S., further proving the theory that Canada does not really exist and that North Dakota is just very, very large.
P.P.S. No one sleeps on Model UN trips.
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