weekend

1. Dear midterm, the HDI is a comparatively good development indicator. Why do you keep asking me to point out its flaws?

2. My three-hole punch died.

3. I fainted in the shower.

4. And burned myself with my hair straightener.

5. And snapped said burn with a rubber band.

6. Zach made me watch pro wrestling. I actually enjoyed it.

7. Then we watched Bo Burnham. I love Bo Burnham.

8. Dear Amtrak, you make multiple stops besides Chicago, and it would be nice if you would try as hard to get to all of them on time.

9. Paige and I are so related it's scary.