I understand that you are a philosopher and that philosophers are by nature prolific, but really, there's no need to go on and on about coats of arms and whether Jesus was mad. Get to the whole Leviathan thing already. Thanks.
Dear roommate,
Stop leaving the damn door open so that the whole world may enter our room. If you do this during Flunk Day season, I will punch you in the face. Also, while you're at it, turn the lights off, close the windows when it rains, clean your hair out of the shower, and buy a hamper, because your dirty clothes thrown in a pile underneath your bed reek.
I think I'm done now.
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