2. clogs with heels. Hello, I am a Dutch peasant woman...in heels.
3. crushed velvet dresses. Hello, I am a pair of old Gothic drapes.
4. headbands with huge bows on them. Hello, Japanese anime character.
5. really stretchy, really short metallic dresses. Hello, slutty Mystery Science Theater actress.
6. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS, IZZY. NOT PANTS. NOT. PANTS.
7. wearing leg warmers over tights.
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I have done at least two of these things. I will not tell you which two, for fear of your judgment.
And by "done," I mean, "worn."
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