15 September 2010

Dear freshman,

I have two rules at mealtimes. One, if I am eating alone and you are not my friend, do not sit with me. Two, if you are or happen to resemble Rup, do not sit with me.

You broke both of these rules.

(I'm sorry; you're probably a really nice person and I am just in a rotten mood because I spent all day reading economics jargon in teensy tiny print.)