The sky is falling!

Today, I went to Panera. Usually I order a tomato and mozzarella panini, but I decided to try something else: a bacon turkey bravo sandwich. It was absolutely wonderful...until I got to the second half and realized with horror that I had been eating a sandwich covered in some sort of condiment-esque goo. Not only that, but I had been enjoying it.

I am condiment-phobic. I cannot stand them. They are gross and disgusting and I PUT ONE IN MY MOUTH.

So I spent a good 10 minutes staring at my sandwich, twitching and trying to make sense of the cognitive dissonance resulting from eating a condiment and liking it.