Go ahead. Have an orgasm in front of my desk.

Male patron: Do you have such and such DVD?

Me: We don't have it at this branch, but I can order it for you from another branch.

Male patron: That would be so awesome!

*I go through the procedure of placing the DVD on hold for him.*

Male patron: Yesssssssssssssss! Oh yessssssssssssss! This is so great! Yesssssssssssssssss!