Sometimes I get bored at work...

...and photocopy things out of books, like a list of things you can die from in order of the likelihood of them happening.

Heart disease

Cancer

Stroke (no surprises yet)

Bus/train accident

The sun engulfing the Earth (sweet)

Hospital medical error

Gunshot

House fire

Diabetes

Freak lawnmower accident (is higher than car accident. So cool. Me=morbid.)

Passive smoking

Electrocution

Suicide

Assault

Hernia

Murder

Drug overdose

Car accident

Flu

Falling down (ha)

Skin cancer

Power line accident

Volcanic eruption destroying the climate as we know it (screw the oil spill, we have to destroy the volcanoes!)

Tsunami
Walking down the street (...)

Food poisoning

Avalanche

Accidental drowning

Fire

Choking

Explosion

Cosmic radiation frying the Earth

Dog attack

Act of nature

Runaway climate change

Falling off a boat

Freezing

Asteroid impact

Bicycle accident

Terrorist attack (Yes, you are more likely to be killed by your neighbor's dog than a terrorist.)

Drowning in the bath

Choking on your own vomit (classy)

Heat stroke

Fireworks accident

A seismic shockwave from an asteroid collision

Falling out of bed

Lightning (So if I'm on a boat in the middle of a thunderstorm, I should be more concerned about falling off the boat than getting struck.)

Flood

Legal execution

The destruction of the ozone layer

Nuclear accident

Global nuclear war

Plane crash

Bee sting

Bubonic plague

Super virus

Your pajamas catching on fire

Galactic magnetic cloud collapse (sounds cool; too bad the cosmic radiation already got me)

Earth getting sucked into a black hole

Mountain lion attack

Freak solar flare

Blogging (...what?)

Mad cow disease

Amusement park accident

SARS

Gamma ray burst

Robot revolution

Scientists creating a black hole on Earth

Alien invasion

Falling coconut

Hitting the storage capacity of the universe

Next Ice Age

Shark attack (Never mind the sharks, we have to tame the aliens!)

Meteor landing on your house

Biblical apocalypse (Best. Position on the list. Ever.)