31 May 2010

lions and tigers and bears

Things I Am Afraid Of, in Approximate Order of Scare Potential
(Why can't I be afraid of normal things, like public speaking or bugs or death?)

1. Giving birth
2. Being pregnant
3. Being held back from doing what I am capable of
4. Not being able to do what I love (a corollary to, but not the same as, #3)
5. Being inconsequential
6. Drowning
7. Touching anything with mayonnaise on it

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