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Here is a list of things I am applying for this weekend:

1. admissions tour guide

2. honor board

3. presidential search committee

4. block housing

Here are the chances of me getting what I want:

1. slim, because I'm trying to cheat the system and work more than 10 hours a week. This is why it is great to be a newspaper editor: I can do these things and not have 0 chances of them actually working out.

2. decent, I would guess, or rather they will be after I read the Honor Board Constitution.

3. decent, because I actually meet the criteria. Woo!

4. bad, because our lottery numbers all suck.