Hell yeah.

"It is a...liturgical vessel." -Elijah

"Do you know what Eric was doing until 3 in the morning with a girl? Because we thought it was D&D, but apparently not. So it's the other thing..." -Brent

"THE REAGAN ZONE!" -crazy Kentucky people

"Peace is defined as the period of cheating between two wars." -extemp semifinalist

"Dear shepherdess, I have come to tend your flock. With my staff." -Elijah

"ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?" -Veronica, to Elijah, after singing him Happy Birthday in a very loud, very drunken manner

"So wait...which one is the predator?" -Nate

"Is the Twinkie still in the coffeepot?" -Taylor
"..." -boys

"Push through! Push through!" -Veronica, regarding the cake

"Ribbit." -Elijah

"I wrote, 'I have watched 26 declamations today. Yours entertained me. Thank you, thank you, thank you.'" -Ms. Schieffer

"I have a 17 page Spanish packet...due tomorrow. I have a 6 page math review...due tomorrow. I also have a paper...due tomorrow. And I slept on the plane." -Priya Srivats, at approximately 11:00 PM

Planet Fitness: The Judgment Free Zone (sign)

"I'm going to take my ballots into Planet Fitness." -the one and only Joe Rohacik

Sculpture in the Form of a Trowel Stuck Into the Ground (title of a sculpture)

"You guys aren't dumb; I'm sure you've figured it out by now...oh my God, you are dumb." -Jerome

"Your kids are freaks of nature." -Davis, to Jerome, concerning Eric and me

"Cassie forgot to tell me that Merlock underwent a sex change." -Eric

"'Eric Francavilla is in an open relationship with his tubs.'" -Eric's Facebook

(following a game of P&A, minus the drinking)
"Anything I can get you, Ms. President?" -Elijah
"A blanket would be lovely." -me
"Does it have to be a blanket, or can it be...like a blanket?" -Elijah
"What do you have in mind?" -me
"My body." -Elijah

"It is called...chair." -Elijah

"You BROKE the SPOON!" -Veronica
"Well, at least I got the FUNCTIONAL part!" -me, very loudly, at the airport

"You are my lifeline." -Veronica

"I'll be the Secretary of Suckup." -Elijah

"Why are there DO NOT ENTER signs every fifty feet on the other side of the road?" -Joe

"You don't have a FACEBOOK?" -Cassie, to Eric, the loser

"Um, um, um, um, UM MY GOD!" -Marissa

"My waffle." -Brent

"You dropped the raisins! *gasp* You are not worthy!" -Veronica, to Brent, concerning her chocolate-covered raisins

"If there's anything we can possibly do for you, please let us know." -manager
"Can you pick up my tab?" -Veronica
"No...but I can give you free cake." -manager
"I love this place!" -Veronica

"When you turn on the Chinese subtitles during the copyright message before a movie, you will notice several things. Namely, that you don't speak Chinese." -extemp semifinalist

"I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING!" -Jerome, very loudly, while driving down the street with the windows down

"I had a good day. I got purple pants." -Taylor

Take your picture with a cow! With your camera: $2! With ours: $5! A great souvenir of NCFL 2008! (sign)

"Look, it's Britany Spears!" -Elijah, regarding a rather suggestive naked statue

"IT'S DALE CHIHOULI!" -the MW forensics team

"Recently, Disney World moved to ban children from some of its restaurants. Customers complained that there was too much of a family atmosphere." -extemp finalist

"Let's finger-spell penis." -Lauren Schaal
"Hahahahahaha." -random little kid
"*glare*" -random little kid's mother

"Avert your virgin eyes!" -Eric, to Brent

"Get to the chopper!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger

CAT NATS APPLETON 2008