09 December 2007

Heaven is here.

Franky: I'm sexy. Unwrap me!

Emily: Our morals fly away from us as quickly as Bush's cabinet does from the White House.

Mia: Let me see your Franky and Anna: "You guys are all doing so good!" "Well, Franky. They're doing well."

Franky: You have penis envy.
Me: I do not. I do not want to have a long thing hanging off of my body.
Franky: ...tampons!

Dowling guy: It's Christmas. (dramatic pause) I have six children. (dramatic pause) I've bought them nothing. (dramatic pause) I do not have time to return your silly little item.

Deluca: I am a mother pheasant PLUCKER!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

One of my friends here went to Dowling in high school, when I heard that I thought it was such a weird coincidence.

I just thought I'd share that.